Straight from the debauchery capital of the world.



nsfw / r18+ / rated askew (HAH).
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Fics

What Silent Bob Saw: Randal recognizes Liv from somewhere; Liv has a guess. Jay has the munchies, and Silent Bob sees more than he bargained for.

Written in 2016 back when I was in my "writing ironically bad" phase, minor grammatical edits in 2023.

What Liv Does: Dante just wants to know what Liv possibly does that keeps Randal's attention.

What Dante Heard: Liv swings by the Quick Stop before leaving for a shoot. Randal gives her something to remember him by... Dante happens to hear it.

Written around the same time that one up there was, then edited before posting here.

What Elias Learned: Randal introduces Liv to Elias.

What Randal Regrets: (Clerks 3 AU) Copium to deal with the misery porn that was Clerks 3.


Kinktober 23 Day 6 - Ahegao (AKA "What Randal Saw"): Dante thinks the o-face is just in pornos.

Kinktober 23 Day 14 - Cockwarming (AKA "What Shitty Movie Played on TV"): Liv and Randal are both horny, but too tired to fuck.

Kinktober 23 Day 16 - Lactation (AKA "What Becky Permitted"): Dante tries to get Randal to talk about Liv's pregnancy.

Kinktober 24 Day 13 - Huddled for Warmth (AKA "The Meta Shitshow Wherein Liv and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Sex Lives"): Read the fuckin title dude.