Straight from the debauchery capital of the world.



nsfw / r18+ / rated askew (HAH).
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Fics

What Silent Bob Saw: Randal recognizes Liv from somewhere; Liv has a guess. Jay has the munchies, and Silent Bob sees more than he bargained for.

Written in 2016 back when I was in my "writing ironically bad" phase, minor grammatical edits in 2023.

What Liv Does: Dante just wants to know what Liv possibly does that keeps Randal's attention.

What Dante Heard: Liv swings by the Quick Stop before leaving for a shoot. Randal gives her something to remember him by... Dante happens to hear it.

Written around the same time that one up there was, then edited before posting here.

What Elias Learned: Randal introduces Liv to Elias.

What Randal Regrets: (Clerks 3 AU) Copium to deal with the misery porn that was Clerks 3.


Kinktober Day 6 - Ahegao: Dante thinks the o-face is just in pornos.

Kinktober Day 14 - Cockwarming: Liv and Randal are both horny, but too tired to fuck.

Kinktober Day 16 - Lactation: Dante tries to get Randal to talk about Liv's pregnancy.