Does my voice annoy you?



disclaimer: postal dude is not mine (in the LEGAL sense). all credit to the fine lads at running with scissors pls dont sue xox

disclaimer 2: not to be an edgelord but my postal fics aim to be as irreverent, obscene, and offensive as the game itself bc that turns me on and like why write dude if you're making him all lovely dovey "uwu my pussy has changed him im the exception." fuck that. make an oc with a rick hunter voice. if ur censoring ur violent video game smut ur doing lieberman's job for him. i'll be writing a psychotic disgusting violent crackhead bc thats the entire appeal. dont worry though- this is paradise so everyone is just as terrible as he is. so i guess TWs for coarse language, toxic relationships, rough sex / dub-con / coercion, physical and verbal abuse, bodily fluids, sexualizing erectile dysfunction, just to name a few...

Really Dig Her, She's So Freaky- Some typical trouble in paradise takes an exciting turn when Dude visits the mall

You Will Do As You Are Told (Til The Rights To You Are Sold)- Dude shows up at 3 in the morning and pisses off his fuck buddy until she snaps