FUCK NINTENDO FUCK NINTENDO FUCK NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD GIVE ME THE FUCKING RIGHTS TO THIS FRANCHISE GIVE ANY PERSON ON FURAFFINITY THE RIGHTS TO THIS SHIT JESUS CHRIST HELL EVEN UBISOFT MADE A MORE INNOVATIVE AND INSPIRED SEQUEL AS FUCKING DLC TO A RANDOM ASS GAME. OR SHIT, REMEMBER STAR FOX EXPLORATION SHOWCASE?? WHEN THAT CAME OUT I SPENT DAYS PLAYING IT AND MY FACE HURT FROM HOW HARD I WAS SMILING THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE HAVING FRESH ADVENTURES WITH MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS JUST BROUGHT ME SO MUCH JOY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENINGGGGGGG OMFG IF YOU WANT THE SERIES DEAD JUST LET IT DIE WITH DIGNITY LIKE F-ZERO INSTEAD SETTING IT UP FOR FAILURE EVERY TEN YEARS BY RESSURRECTING THE CORPSE TO MOCK IT!!!!!!!!!! I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE DECADE OF SHIT I GAVE STAR FOX ZERO IM SO SORRY STAR FOX ZERO... AT LEAST YOU LOOKED GOOD FOR A SOULLESS CASH GRAB. CAN YALL QUIT SCREWING AROUND AND JUST PORT STAR FOX ASSAULT TO SWITCH ONLINE ALREADY OR ARE WE JUST PRETENDING LEGITIMATE SEQUELS TO THIS SERIES DON'T EXIST FUCK AND THIS PUTS ME IN SUCH AN AWKWARD POSITION BC I WANT SO BADLY TO SUPPORT THE FRANCHISE THAT KEPT ME GOING WHEN I WAS MOST DEPRESSED IN HOPES THAT ONE DAY WE MIGHT GET SOMETHING AWESOME AGAIN BUT BUYING IT JUST GIVES THEM THE INCENTIVE TO KEEP BEING LAZY BC THEYRE BANKING ON US BEING SO DESPERATE THAT WE GIVE THEM MONEY ANYWAY. I CAN'T... NOT AGAIN. "WHO CARES? A MILLION PEOPLE WILL STILL BUY THIS GAME" MILLION MINUS ONE... MAYBE I'LL PICK IT UP SECONDHAND IN A IN A FEW MONTHS WHO KNOWS BUT IN THIS ECONOMY??? YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME IF YOU THINK I'M SHELLING OUT FULL PRICE FOR A GAME I ALREADY OWN SEVERAL TIMES AND I'VE ALREADY PLAYED A MILLION WHEN GAS IS CREEPING TO FIVE DOLLARS A GODDAMN GALLON. I COULD SPEND THAT 60 TO 80 BUCKS COMMISSIONING PORN OR SOMETHING.

well while im here and i dont want to be all negativity since things have been improving for me, i guess i'll just give some other updates. i promise i do intend on writing more for "alphabet april and maybe may" but life has been pretty busy / draining so i havent had the energy to write like i'd like. my parents are (finally) getting a divorce so i've been able to see my mom more often since i dont have to go through my homophobic dad to speak with her. and i'm trying to be more offline, so my brother and i have been spending a lot of time playing on this new crt we got named big curt say hi to big curt everyone

and you know what? heres lil spart just cause i got him a few months ago isnt he cute

i went on a trip the weekend before last w my cousin and her family and we stayed in a cabin with goats and chickens, then we went to babyland general (the hospital where cabbage patch kids are born lol) and then we stopped at a pizza hut classic for lunch and a retro game store on the way home. i had a really great time.

(those last two pics were taken w the digital camera i got from goodwill... aren't the vibes wonderful?)

during that trip my cuz mentioned her new church that is very LGBT friendly, so i went there this weekend. it was SO pretty with gorgeous stained glass and a pipe organ, but it was also a very warm and welcoming atmosphere. didnt feel like others believed i was going to burst into flames on the spot. a completely different environment from the pseudo-mega church i attended growing up that gave me religious trauma out the ass. ALSO they had REAL BREAD FOR COMMUNION NOT THE LITTLE PLASTIC WAFERS OR OYSETER CRACKERS LOL I DIDNT KNOW CHURCHES STILL DID REAL BREAD??

ive got tickets to see insane clown posse at the end of this month. WHOOP WHOOP how's that for whiplash? lol i'm also going w my sister in law on friday to get piercings for her bday. i want triple lobes i think that'd look badass

if you're still here and read all that, you deserve an award. thanks for the support 🖤