Honorable Mentions
My other husbands
Simon Belmont
(Castlevania)
Arven
(Pokemon Scarlet & Violet)
Racer X
(Speed Racer)
Jack Box
(Jack in the Box)
Ryu
(From Streets)
Bobby Fulbright
(Ace Attorney: Dual Destines)
Springtrap
(Five Nights at Freddy's 3)
"Father Paul Hill"
(Midnight Mass)
Arhtur Fleck
(Joker)
Donatello Hamato
(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
The (DILF) Hamburglar
(McDonald's)
Ninjizz
(Bots Master)
Knuckles the Echnida
(Sonic the Hedgehog)
Tonegawa Yukio
(Kaiji)
Vergil
(Devil May Cry)
Ultra Magnus
(Transformers)
Revali
(Legend of Zelda)
Nathan Explosion
(Metalocalypse)
Saejima Taiga
(Yakuza)
Yagami Takayuki
(Judgement)
Avery
(Pokemon Sword & Shield)
Funky Kong
(Donkey Kong)
Mr. Hector Peabody
(The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show)
Scrooge McDuck
(Ducktales)
Taizo Hori
(Dig Dug)
Hades
(Kid Icarus: Uprising)
Ian Malcom
(Jurassic Park)
Raiden
(Mortal Kombat)
Brak
(Space Ghost)
Fuckable Dudes I Kin*????
King Dedede
(Kirby)
Megatron
(Transformers)
Wolf O'Donnell
(Star Fox)
Washizu Iwao
(Akagi)
Nishitani Homare
(Yakuza 0)
*kin is used very very loosely. more like 'god i wish i had his fucked up swag'
Ladiesssss
Elvira
(Elvira: Mistres of the Dark)
Vanita "Stretch" Brock
(Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2)
Nicoletta Goldstein
(Devil May Cry)
Pearl
(Splatoon)
Plumeria
(Pokemon Sun & Moon)
Claire Redfield
(Resident Evil)
Rainbow Mika
(Street Fighter)
Kim Wexler
(Better Call Saul)
Jill Valentine
(Resident Evil)
Pamela Voorhees
(Friday the 13th)
Would but also... Me?
Wicke
(Pokemon Sun & Moon)
Miss Piggy
(Muppets)
Bev Bighead
(Rocko's Modern Life)
Succubus
(Symphony of the Night)
Shauntal
(Pokemon Black & White)
