Honorable Mentions
My other husbands
Vergil
(Devil May Cry)
Simon Belmont
(Castlevania)
Rick Sanchez
(Rick & Morty)
Arven
(Pokemon Scarlet & Violet)
Donatello Hamato
(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Springtrap
(Five Nights at Freddy's 3)
Raiden
(Mortal Kombat)
Jack Box
(Jack in the Box)
Funky Kong
(Donkey Kong)
"Father Paul Hill"
(Midnight Mass)
Brak
(Space Ghost)
Ryu
(From Streets)
The (DILF) Hamburglar
(McDonald's)
Ninjizz
(Bots Master)
Nathan Explosion
(Metalocalypse)
Saejima Taiga
(Yakuza)
Yagami Takayuki
(Judgement)
Avery
(Pokemon Sword & Shield)
Bobby Fulbright
(Ace Attorney: Dual Destines)
Mr. Hector Peabody
(The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show)
Scrooge McDuck
(Ducktales)
Taizo Hori
(Dig Dug)
Hades
(Kid Icarus: Uprising)
Ian Malcom
(Jurassic Park)
Knuckles the Echnida
(Sonic the Hedgehog)
Tonegawa Yukio
(Kaiji)
Ultra Magnus
(Transformers)
Revali
(Legend of Zelda)
Sonny the Cuckoo
(Cocoa Puffs)
Fuckable Dudes I Kin*????
King Dedede
(Kirby)
Megatron
(Transformers)
Wolf O'Donnell
(Star Fox)
Washizu Iwao
(Akagi)
Nishitani Homare
(Yakuza 0)
*kin is used very very loosely. more like 'god i wish i had his fucked up swag'
UN-Fuckable Dude I Kin
Master Shake
(ATHF)
Ladiesssss
Elvira
(Elvira: Mistres of the Dark)
Vanita "Stretch" Brock
(Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2)
Nicoletta Goldstein
(Devil May Cry)
Pearl
(Splatoon)
Plumeria
(Pokemon Sun & Moon)
Claire Redfield
(Resident Evil)
Rainbow Mika
(Street Fighter)
Kim Wexler
(Better Call Saul)
Jill Valentine
(Resident Evil)
Pamela Voorhees
(Friday the 13th)
Alexandra Cabot
(Josie & The Pussycats)
Mom Racer
(Speed Racer)
Would but also... Me?
Wicke
(Pokemon Sun & Moon)
Miss Piggy
(Muppets)
Bev Bighead
(Rocko's Modern Life)
Succubus
(Symphony of the Night)
Shauntal
(Pokemon Black & White)
