Throwback to the good old days of myspace bulletin surveys
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surveyyy
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collected by lu @ tiny-universes.net :)
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What's your name? - emily
What are you wearing at the moment? - purple tank top and black booty shorts
Anything exciting happened today? - naw just woke up
What's the first thing you remember? - i remember being scared on a subway in atlanta when i was a kid
Most embarrassing moment? - every moment of my life feels like the most embarrassing moment ever
Shy or outgoing? - shy
Ever slept outside? - yes
Ever been in love? - yes
If yes - ever done anything about it? - yes
A favorite lyric at the moment? - fingertips have memories, mine can't forget the curves of your body. and when i feel a bit naughty, i run it up the flagpole and see who salutes but no one ever does
Favorite fruit? - ermm... pineapple
A huge crowd or a small bunch of friends? - small bunch
Ever broke someone's trust? - pretty sure
Ever had your trust broken? - yeah
What's worse - dumping or being dumped? - idk they both suck
Are there things you don't tell your parents? - a whole lot
Closest thing to a role model? - ppl who are free of cringe
Do you have a friend that you stay close to no matter time and distance? - ya
How are you right now? - hungry tbh
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NAME 4 PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON YOUR BAD SIDE
1. the manager who tricked me into taking on a client by lying to the director by saying the ic just needed some help
2. idk who else im still really mad about that dick
3.
4.
IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? - the mountains in tennessee maybe
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? - right now its my clerks jersey. my team yell tank top is a fave too
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? - i like guys who are tall :3
WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? - i bought alice in chains (self titled) and preordered dethalbum ii in the same transaction
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? - home
WHERE IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? - really don't like going into walmart.
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? - back
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? - mind
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? - around 7ish
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW? - probably beast wars.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? - idk i like nights when we all got along and my dad had music on the stereo and we all kind of danced and shit
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? - dumb shit
WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? - having to read opinions on the internet.
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? - i'd like to learn bass guitar. tried but it hurt bc my hands are small
FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY? - lovo's mexican restaurant
SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE? - The lockdown was pretty scary
IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU? - no clue. idk celebrities
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? - i think so
FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? - series of unfortunate events
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? - autumn
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? - all of them? dishes and laundry
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? - the motivation and ability to do anything i want perfectly lol
IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT AND WHERE IS IT? - a big oni mask on my back
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST LOVE AND AT WHAT AGE? - bonkers the bobcat at whatever age first grade is lmfao
THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN? - ???
DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS? - dogs
WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? - my jeep doesnt have a trunk but there's nothing in the gate
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? - saturday or wednesday
USING ONLY ONE WORD(s), DESCRIBE YOURSELF? - eccentric
WHOS THE SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE: bob odenkirk (male) / elvira (female)
APPEARANCE:
HAIR: purple-ish
EYES: green
HEIGHT: 5'1"
FIGURE: how moto moto likes em
STYLE: comfy alt?
CLOTHING: usually jeans, tees, and always a hoodie
MUSIC: rock anywhere from 60s to early 00s.
MAKEUP: Simple
RIGHT NOW:
WEARING: tank and pajama shorts
MUSIC: nothing
THINKING OF: randal graves ;;A;;
FEELING: horny and hungry
LAST THING YOU:
BOUGHT: uhhh i think chinese food on thursday
DID: j/o before browsing neocities and finding this survey
READ: idr, some of my own shit probably
WATCHED ON TV: the mighty boosh
EITHER/OR:
CLUB OR HOUSE PARTY: house party
TEA OR COFFEE: coffee
HIGH ACHIEVER OR EASY GOING: easy going
CATS OR DOGS: dogs
SINGLE OR TAKEN: taken
PEN OR PENCIL: pen
GLOVES OR MITTENS: gloves
FOOD OR CANDY: food
CASSETTE OR CD: cd
SNUFF OR CIGARETTES: i KNOW this quiz is old bc i havent heard snuff in forever. it'd be replaced by vaping lmfao. cigarettes
COKE OR PEPSI: ehh... probably coke but i'm not a huge fan of either
MATCHES OR A LIGHTER: lighter
WHO DO YOU WANT TO:
KILL: melon usk
HEAR FROM: any of my friends :3
LOOK LIKE: elvira
BE LIKE: also elvira
FAVORITE:
FOOD: pasta
DRINK: monster.. im trying to cut back though it sucks
COLOR: purple
ALBUM: pretty hate machine - nine inch nails
SHOES: nike slides
SITE: honestly at this point its probably pinterest bc it hasnt done anything to piss me off. it'd be neocities if more people were on it.
SONG: at the moment? flagpole sitta - harvey danger. of all time? into the night - benny mardones or haunted as the minutes drag - love and rockets
VEGETABLE: spinach
FRUIT: pineapple
DO YOU:
SMOKE: no
DO DRUGS: maybe :3
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: yes
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES: yes
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS: to a degree
LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL: no
DO YOU:
BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY: kinda but not really
BELIEVE IN MAGICK: sure
PRAY: yes
GO TO CHURCH: no
HAVE ANY SECRETS: yes
TALK TO STRANGERS WHO INSTANT MESSAGE YOU: i haven't had any strangers message me in a while
WEAR HATS: god i should. i look good in snapbacks
WISH ON STARS: when i'm around them
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING: no
BELIEVE IN WITCHES: i mean, as a religion, sure
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: yes
TRUST OTHERS EASILY: no
TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: i'm not opposed to it
SING IN THE SHOWER: yes
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Your Name: Emily
Nicknames: Uni, Em
Birthday: 9/20
Age: 29
Height: 5'1"
School: i've been graduated a long time son
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: purple-ish
Siblings: 3 bros (my besties)
have you ever ...
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Yeah
Missed school because it was raining: I cannot remember
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: Yes
Missed someone: Yes
Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes
Cried at a chick flick: Probably
Had a crush on a teacher: Oh god yeah
Talked back to a teacher: I don't remember doing so, no
Told someone you hated them and meant it: Probably not
Cheated on a guy/girl: Never
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes
Crush: Lex :3
Who are your best friends: Connor, Cheru, Temeka, Kat and Juice at work
Who knows all your secrets: No one, but I would guess Cheru knows the most of them.
in the last week have you...
Cried: Yeah
Cut your hair: No
Worn a skirt: No
Been mean: I'm always mean
Been Sarcastic: Naww
Meet someone new: Maybe at work?
Kissed someone: No
Hugged someone: Yes
Fought with your parents: No
Spent quality time alone: Yes
Read a good book for fun: No :(
Ate a meal: Yes
Been hurt or upset: Yeah, I was upset about work
do you believe in...
Yourself: To a degree
Friends: Yes
Love: Yes
Destiny: Yes
One person for everyone: Not convinced
Psychic powers: Not sure
Heaven/Hell: I think so
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Name four bad habits you have:
1. ringing the devil's doorbell
2. energy drink addiction
3. procrastination
4. isolating myself
Name four scents you love:
1. baby powder
2. old spice
3. pumpkin spice
4. gasoline
Name four things you'd never wear:
1. crop top in public without something under it
2. latex probably
3. corduroy... ew
4. idfk
Name four animals you like:
1. dogs
2. raccoons
3. flamingos
4. isopods
Name four television shows that you love:
1. beast wars
2. rocko's modern life
3. better call saul
4. breaking bad
Name four beverages you drink:
1. (fiji) water
2. monster (pref the ultra ones)
3. pibb
4. mtn dew voltage
Name four random facts about yourself:
man i hate doing these idk
1. i like to bake
2. i did ballet when i was a kid
3. i have two dogs
4. I went to a concert last week :3 love and rockets baby!!!!
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The BASICS:
Name: man we keep asking this huh. im cutting the ones ive already answered
Screen name[s]: cunt force trauma, way hetero friend
Zodiac sign: Virgo
Hospital where you were born:
Nationality: american
Parents names: mama and daddy lmfao
Hobbies: writing, listening to music, playing games, relaxing
The "CRUSH" Side:
Crush: see below
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: lex
If you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be?: i mean, if any of the old famous guys i like would like to fuck around for a night i'm game
When and who was your 1st crush?: uhh i think it was a boy named christian when i was in kindergarten or first grade
What do you first notice about the opposite sex [looks alone]?: how tall they are
Your idea of a perfect date: maybe making some food together and watching something, playing games, or just hanging out on our laptops in the same room
How romantic are you? [1-10]: uhhh 6?
Biggest turn-on: clowns :fluched:
Ideal girl/guy: idk i just like attention
Most sweetest thing that happened to you today: uhhh nothing its early
The PAST Side
Memory [thing] you miss most: not being so reserved and being able to make friends online.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?: i'm clerks brained right now so i wanna go to jersey in the 90s and fuck loser deadbeat guys.
Thing that you regretted doing after you had done it: agreeing to stay at my current job for more money lol. taking that it job at the cow processing plant
Memory you would like to forget: some of the mean things i did /said to then-friends out of anger or fear
TV show you wish they would re-air again: CLERKS ANIMATED PLEASE MORE EPISODES
The FUTURE Side
Occupation: i dont see myself going anywhere anytime soon. i'm a technical lead
Dream Car: i want a camaro again
Marriage: probably not :'(
Kids: i dont want kids
Future son's name: no
Future daughter's name: no
Honeymoon: idk. i'd like to visit japan idk if thats honeymoon material though
Where will you live?: i want to get out of the south but not too far away
The FAVORITES Side
Food: pasta
Drink: monster
TV show: beast wars
Movie: texas chainsaw massacre 2
CD: pretty hate machine - nin
Band/Group: oingo boingo
Color/s: purple / black / red
Actor: Bob Odenkirk
Actress: Cassandra Peterson
Weekend Activity: tripping lmfao
Day of the week: Saturday or Wednesday
Month: October
Book: oh fuck idk first book that popped in my head was "my lord conqueror" lmfao it was kinda sexy even if the lead was annoying af and didn't deserve the guy
Holiday: Halloween
Number: 69 / 73 / 84
Cookie: Chocolate chip with M&Ms
Phrase you overuse: "so true"
Toothpaste: Colgate? The red one
Ice Cream: Blue Bunny Red Velvet... it hasn't been made in years
Candy Bar/Candy: Reese's Stick
Restaurant: Taco Bell
Channel: Adult Swim
Radio Station: I don't listen to radio anymore.
Type of music: Rock
Shampoo/Conditioner: Mane & Tail, but I think I've been using Herbal Essences Recently
Song: see above
Music Video: oh god i cant remember the last time i watched a music video lmfao
Sport: Wrestling?
Website: Pinterest
Relative: My brother, Connor
The "ONE OR THE OTHER" Side:
*N Sync OR BSB: NSYNC!!!
Peanut butter OR Jelly: PB
Coke OR Pepsi: Coke
Boxers OR Briefs: On men? Briefs ;)
Matt OR Ben: ben
MTV OR VH1: VH1 Classic whenever that was a thing
Apples OR Oranges: Apples
Vanilla OR Chocolate: Chocolate
Flowers OR Candy: Flowers
Dawson's Creek OR Felicity: neither?
Romantic Comedy OR Horror: HORROR
TV OR Radio: TV
Is the glass half full OR half empty?: half-empty
The "BELIEVE OR NOT" Side:
Angels?: Yeah
Aliens?: Yes!
Heaven & Hell?: Yeah
God?: Yeah
Yourself?: Eh
The "HAVE YOU EVER" Side: [Answer YES or NO]
Been on a plane: No
Cried in public: Yes
Climbed a tree: Yes
Fell asleep in a Movie Theater: Yes
Kissed a guy/girl: Yes to both
Met a celebrity: No
Met the president: No
Been scared to get a shot: Uhh
Gotten a cavity: Yeah
Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: No
Broken a bone: No (knocks on wood)
Did the nasty: omfg
Said, "I love you," and meant it: Yes
Made prank calls: I think so wayyy back when
Gone skinny dipping: Yes
Skipped school: Yes
Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yes
Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls: That's not the reason I went
The "WHICH IS WORSE" Side
[a] sitting on a wet toilet seat OR [b] finding out there is no TP half way through: oh god. B
[a] kissing someone who just threw up OR [b] kissing someone who just ate taco bell: LMFAO. I mean. I'm kinky and love taco bell... so...
[a] you don't know how to ride a bike OR [b] you don't know how to roller blade: I don't know how to do either
[a] you lose a finger OR [b] you lose a toe: A
[a] you ate a rotten apple OR [b] you ate chunky milk: im gonna throw up
[a] watching reruns of Full House OR [b] watching reruns of Gilligans Island: Fuck Full House. A
The "WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE" Side
Dog/Cat: Dog
Blue/Purple: Purple
Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
Underwear/Bra: ... rather be?? I guess Bra bc boobies
Pen/Pencil: Pen
Plumber/Trashman: Trashman
Ear/Eye: Ear
Rich and unhappy/Poor and happy: I'm kind of in the middle right now lmfao.
Tall/Short: Short
The "QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER, BUT I'M STILL ASKING" Side
Do you sleep with a stuff animal?: Yes
Last time you showered: Last night
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?:
Do you like this survey?: it was kinda fun
One pillow or two, cotton or feather?: like....8. Bamboo.
First initial of the person you hate the most:
How long are you in the shower?: Depends on my mood.
How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup?: tf do you mean? I bike it? I do like them frozen though.
Feelings on abortion:
Is Tupac alive?: No
Thoughts on Britney Spears: She's great
What does your screen name mean?: "way hetero friend" is a reference to clerks animated. "cunt force trauma" is about that m&m who cracked his pussy
Who do you most admire?:
Right, Left, or Ambidextrous?: I'm a righty
What is on your mouse pad?: Elvira boob mouse pad for my work computer. Just a razor light up big desk pad on my bedroom computer.
What is under your bed?: I think there's some water bottles down there
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I counted once. I think it was like a thousand or something.
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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty hard but why not.
1:A song you like with a color in the title
Tangerine - Led Zeppelin (does that count? lol)
2:A song you like with a number in the title
Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan
3:A song that reminds you of summertime
Thunder Island - Jay Ferguson
4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
5:A song that needs to be played LOUD
Happiness in Slavery - Nine Inch Nails
6:A song that makes you want to dance
Danger! High Voltage! - Electric Six
7:A song to drive to
Radar Love - Golden Earring
8:A song about drugs or alcohol
Mr. Brownstone - Guns N Roses
9:A song that makes you happy
Kundalini Express - Love And Rockets
10:A song that makes you sad
The Other Side - Scissor Sisters
11:A song that you never get tired of
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
12:A song from your preteen years
The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance
13:One of your favorite 80’s songs
Into the Night - Benny Mardones
14:A song that you would love played at your wedding
Love Song - Tesla
15:A song that is a cover by another artist
Diamonds and Rust - Judas Priest
16:One of your favorite classical songs
Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns
17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
Hatredcopter - Dethklok
18:A song from the year that you were born
Mary Jane's Last Date - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
19:A song that makes you think about life
Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts 1-7) - Pink Floyd
20:A song that has many meanings to you
Could This Be the End - Brendon Small's Galaktikon
21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
Lagartija Nick - Bauhaus
22:A song that moves you forward
Get to the Top! - Ugaki Hidenari
23:A song that you think everybody should listen to
Haunted When the Minutes Drag - Love and Rockets
24:A song by a band you wish were still together
Elevator Man - Oingo Boingo
25:A song by an artist no longer living
Christian Woman - Type O Negative
26:A song that makes you want to fall in love
Heaven Beside You - Alice in Chains
27:A song that breaks your heart
November Rain - Guns N Roses
28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love
The Invisible Guests - King Diamond
29:A song that you remember from your childhood
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
30:A song that reminds you of yourself
Naughty Girls (Need Love Too) - Samantha Fox